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There are three categories of dads: regular, hot, and very cool. At first, it was believed actor Ryan Phillippe was one of those very cool dads. You know, the kind that just chills. But according to son and on-demand, ride-along towel boy Deacon Phillippe, his dad is still just really, really hot.