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Back in December, Kim Kardashian released her very own collection of Kim Kardashian–themed emojis. Some of them were expected (Kim's ugly cry face, an illustration of the champagne pour that broke the internet), many were dirty ("peach covered in cream"), and some were made no sense whatsoever (in what scenario would one require disembodied eyebrows?). But today, she released an update that includes Kimojis that are utterly horrifying.
Everything's pretty much the usual fare until we get to the animated gif section, in a mostly naked robot Kim Kardashian grinds on a pole, falling squarely in the uncanny valley:
KIMOJI has been completely redesigned & is now available on iOS & Android! There's also brand new KIMOGIF animations pic.twitter.com/zRQ9zlhA4I
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 4, 2016
Then, Kris revealed these other Kimojis:
How amazing are these new KIMOJIs?! The new animated versions are available now on iOS and Android!! @KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/v5g6HfD13K
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) February 4, 2016
Amazing, indeed.
That top left one, by the way, is a reference to this vintage Keeping Up with the Kardashians moment:
Should you want to completely terrify all your friends and family, you can download the updated app here.