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True Clean Towel: Brilliant, Bizarre, and Only For the Truly Neurotic

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We just got the most hilarious pitch for new product, Truly Clean Towel, in our inboxes:

The simple genius behind it's design: Never again will your face and, ahem, "other" areas share the same towel space! While the concept is of course meant to be funny, I think many couples will, when sharing a towel, appreciate the road map!
So, for anyone who's ever worried they're drying their face with the same part of the towel that touched their tush, well, this is the invention for you.
· True Clean Towel [Official Site]