Watch as Audrina Patridge's Mom Sez: "We're Gonna Fuckin' Smoke it, Especially Lauren Conrad's Little Fashion Shit."

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Check out ex-The Hills star Audrina Patridge's mom in this video rant about how Audrina is going to kick Lauren Conrad's butt. Priceless quote: "We're gonna fucking smoke it—especially Lauren Conrad's little fashion shit. That bitch wants to bring it on, fucking let's go!" Awesome. Stay classy, Patridges.
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