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Check out these Jimmy Choo for Ugg studded leopard-print "Kaia" boots on the left and the Christian Louboutin studded leopard-print "Louis" sneakers on the right. Do they make you want to jump in and roll around or, alternatively, vomit and die? Let's put it to a vote, shall we.