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The folks over at PopEater have put together a list of celebrity fragrance that don't exist—but they'd like to see. On the ha-ha list is "Z" by Zach Galifianakis, which they imagine would smell like "an old beer spilled in a pine forest, with a hint of deer urine." There's also "Wine" by Amy Winehouse, which would reek of fragrance notes including "tobacco, old shoes, Chianti, Pete Doherty's box of baby mice." And "Surfer Dude" by Matthew McConaughey, which would be a simple scent of "body odor [and] marijuana." [PopEater]