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"I suddenly felt a large thudding pain in my leg. 'Ouch!' I yelled, in genuine agony, 'What the hell...?' I turned to see Kate Moss scrunched up into a cackling ball of laughter, looking like something straight out of The Witches of Eastwick. She'd just run up and kicked me as hard as she could in the upper calf." - America's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan [Contact Music]