Birkenstock-Inspired Stilettos by Stella McCartney? No. Just, No.

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Original Birkenstocks aren't that pretty, but at least they're super-comfy. We're still trying to find a redeeming quality in these $625 Stella McCartney Birk-inspired monstrosities.
· Stella McCartney cork and faux-leather sandals, $625 at Net-a-Porter