Don't Do Crack: Introducing the "Backtacular" Adhesive Patch

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Just in case you're still wearing 2005's ultra-low-rise jeans and are looking for a bedazzled stick-on solution to avoid flashing your crack, Kimberlily's created the Backtacular—a sort of black maxi-pad looking patch that's designed to adhere to your lower-lower-back, covering the butt part where underwear's supposed to be.

Style choices include butterflies, chandeliers, hearts, fleur de lis, and peace signs. Such variety!

What will they think of next.
· Kimberlily's "Backtacular" [Official Site]
· Introducing the crack shield [CocoPerez]