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Today in "Is someone making money on this?"-slash-"What's wrong with my life?": Behold Fiesta Flops. Yeah, these are real.
Not into putting giant, unwieldy blue crabs on your feet? No worries, there are fish and penguins and watermelons and turtles and all kinds of other soul-crushing, ridiculous options for both children and adults to trip all over and get made fun of for wearing. Oh, the icing? They're $32. Yeah, you read that right. Buy them right this second at Walmart.
· Fiesta Flops Crab FF223 [Walmart]