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This just in: model Miranda Kerr and Legolas the Elf, sorry, Orlando Bloom have secretly tied the knot. That's right, ladies, Bloom is off the market. The couple got married in a secret ceremony in Los Angeles, no other details are immediately available. Kerr was slated to make a personal appearance at Australian department store David Jones, and released this statement: "David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life." [Catwalk Queen]