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Just 'cuz the parents are skinny-minnies doesn't mean the baby's gonna be svelte. Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and elf Orlando Bloom's newborn baby weighed in at—wait for it—10 pounds. Some blogs are already calling him "plus-size." To be honest, we wish someone would bring back our preferred term—"husky"—for boys. Anyway, let's hope he doesn't grow up, Google these posts, and get a complex. Apologies in advance, kiddo. [Us Weekly]