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Snuggie and Forever Lazy fleece loungewear not, um, convenient enough for you? Yeah, The Colbert Report doesn't think so either. So they've invented the Coma Cozy—which comes complete with a warm fleece catheter, so, you know, you don't have to actually disrobe or unzip to use the facilities. [ColbertNation.com]