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At first glance, these may just appear to be pink Ugg boots. Bad enough, right? But no, they're worse. Those crazy kids over at Refinery29 spotted these pink Ugg-shaped Christmas stockings at Pearl River Mart this weekend. R29 writes: "Yes folks, this holiday season, you can hang one of these babies above your fireplace and wait for Santa to fill 'em up with with zebra-patterned thongs and glitter lip-glosses." Amazing. [Refinery29]