Janice Dickinson "Dropped Her Pants" at an H&M in LA, But It's Okay Because She Was Wearing a La Perla G-String

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A Page Six spy (grain of salt) says that Janice Dickinson "dropped her pants" in the middle of an H&M in LA to try on a pair of leggings, in the middle of the store instead of inside a dressing room. The source adds that she "wasn't wearing underwear," and also, that she called a cashier a "monkey brain." Allegedly, Janice also yelled out "I'm a former supermodel," which doesn't sound like the Janice we know, who would never refer to herself as "former."

As suspected, she cleared it up: "The shopper needs glasses. I wear La Perla G-string nude and they were on me." (Okay, so it's fine then.) She says that the "monkey brain" cashier was actually her friend Brett (no word on if he's her cashier friend, or just her friend friend), and said, "there's nothing former about me. I was at the top of the food chain. I coined the term." Now that sounds like Janice.
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