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Karl Lagerfeld Is Designing a Snow Globe; Here Are Other Products We'd Like Him to Karlify

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Oh, Karl - is there nothing you won't slide your golden lizard fingers over and make holy? The designer has just inked a deal with Sephora to make a Karl doll, Karl snow globe, and Karl makeup for the website. This comes quickly after news that he will also be designing watches, wine labels, and a perfume called Karleidoscope. Is there anything that this man/robot hybrid can't do? We have some ideas to help him along with Largerfeld-branded world domination:

· A juice cleanse - because we all know how much Karl hates fatties
· Pasties whose tassels are Karl ponytails
· Rosetta Stone-style language instructionals, since Karl speaks all languages perfectly
· Soccer uniforms, mostly so Karl can meet potential acolytes/boyfriends
· Slutty couture Halloween costumes
· Karl-Head helmets that you can put on to cover your ugly face with some beauty
· Chanel-logoed glass eyes, to bring you that much closer to being a robot

· Karl Lagerfeld Creates Capsule Makeup Line for Sephora [WWD]
· 5 Predictions About Karl Lagerfeld's Upcoming Line [Racked]
· Karl Lagerfeld's New York Apartment Is Up for Grabs [Racked]