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It's day five of fashion week, and this video, above, is exactly what we needed. Say hello to Project Top Chef Model, a reality show that pits four models, seven chefs, and three fashion designers against each other to see who will be the best fashion designer/cook/model in America.
Our favorite bit? Instead of Auf Wiedersehen, contestants are booted off with the final words: Sayonara Fuckface. Yup.
Okay, so maybe it's not real. But it's fun to speculate, huh? Esp. the part about Hamburger Pants and Clam Chowder Shorts. Hm. Maybe it's all the watching-emaciated-models-walking-down-the-runway this week that's making us hungry.
· Project Top Chef Model [Atom.com]