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Sperm Jeans: Not What You Want to Wear on a Date. Or Ever, Really.

Image via <a href="">Reddit</a>
Image via Reddit

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We don't know where these jeans came from, and we don't really have any words to describe them. We just hope that whomever owns them never wears them in public. For their own sake, of course, and for the sake of public eyeball safety.
· Words to describe these jeans fail me [Reddit]
· Sperm jeans [Copyranter]