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Hate jeggings? Then you'll probably also hate swearrings (sweater-earrings, above), stakis (stocking-khakis), tackets (tank-top jackets), stileakers (stiletto-sneakers), and any of the other hilarious clothing mash-ups in this College Humor fashion spoof.