We're 95% Sure This is Real: Bacon-Scented Cologne by Fargginay

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People who might appreciate bacon-scented cologne: your dog, possibly your cat, maybe your butcher. People who will think it's funny but weird: everyone else.

Check out bac?n, the new novelty bacon fragrance that masks an underlying bacon essence with 11 essential oils. Available in two versions—classic, which is more of a maple-y smelling scent, and gold, which smells more citrus-y—the cologne claims to give you "the ability to bring your bacon with you and to harness the subtle and seductive powers of 'Bacon in a Bottle.'"

· Fargginay [Official Site]