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No One's Safe in GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America Smackdown

GQ Don'ts in Boston. Photo via <a href="">GQ</a>
GQ Don'ts in Boston. Photo via GQ

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The guys over at GQ have come up with a comical, harsh tour through what they consider to be the worst-dressed cities in the greater United States. No one is safe from wardrobe scrutiny as the staff unleashes on everyone from the “shorts + Tevas + raincoat, regardless of weather” types in Portland to the “Chipotle assistant manager by day and Entourage wannabe by night” guys in Dallas. The list goes so far as to call out famous repeat offenders such as the entire staff of ESPN, Sarah Palin and even the late, great, F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Their “sartorially challenged metropolises” are as follows:

1. Boston
2. Los Angeles
3. Pittsburgh
4. Chicago
5. Manhattan
6. Philadelphia
7. Maui
8. Salt Lake City
9. Miami
10. St. Louis
11. Brooklyn
12. New Orleans
13. Las Vegas
14. Martha’s Vineyard
15. Provo, UT
16. Santa Fe
17. Atlanta
18. Austin
19. Jersey Shore
20. San Francisco
21. Houston
22. Wasilla, AK
23. Dallas
24. Saint Paul, MN
25. Buffalo
26. Orlando
27. San Diego
28. Burlington, VT
29. Newport Beach
30. Cleveland
31. Detroit
32. Omaha
33. Asbury Park, NJ
34. Seattle
35. Raleigh
36. Portland
37. Kansas City, MO
38. Bristol, CT
39. Nashville
40. Boulder, CO

Payton Wang
· The 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America [GQ]