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Mobster Inmates in Sicilian Jail Aren't Allowed to Wear Silk Gucci Suits to Their Champagne and Lobster Parties Anymore
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These DSquared leather pants might not be appropriate for the elaborate weddings held in the prison chapel, but they'll do just fine for dance routines in the yard.
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Since they should be wearing prison jumpsuits anyway—they are in jail, right?—here's a sheer one from Dolce&Gabbana.
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And if things get hot, here's a pair of DSquared swim shorts. Just sub out those American flag boxers for Italy's green, white, and red.
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Since they're most comfortable in flashy Italian suits, here's one from Dolce&Gabbana.
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Since underwear from the banned designers is most likely contraband, too, here's a brand new pair from Diesel, so the prisoners won't be "naked as a worm."
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Yellow pants and every print imaginable for the mis-matchy inmate.
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Real mobsters wear pink.
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Fancy pants for the Champagne toasts, from Missoni.
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We imagine this is what they think we wear in American prisons, since they, it seems, don't have to wear uniforms. Here, a look from Diesel.