Divine Rags' Kooky Commercial: "Celebrity Certified Clothing"

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Memphis-area clothing store Divine Rags has dubbed itself a retail destination for "Celebrity Certified Clothing" (we're not sure what that means, exactly) and, in this recently-released (bizarre) commercial, claims that all "fascinating women" shop there. You know that brilliant DirecTV commercial that goes "Opulence, I has it"? This kind of reminds us of that—except, sans the pygmy giraffe.
· We should all be shopping at Divine Rags [Tosh]