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Episode 2 Recap: The Rachel Zoe Collection Debuts

What the what?
What the what?

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Last night Rachel Zoe and company were back with the second episode of the fourth season of Bravo's the Rachel Zoe Project. The big news last night: Everybody hightailed it to New York for the three most important days of Rachel's namesake clothing collection's life thus far. Day one: WWD interview and photoshoot; day two: The presentation to media and buyers; Day three: Market, who is buying what for where.

We all sort of already knew this because the clothes are already in stores and already a hit and Rachel is doing all kinds of in-store events and everything else—but WWD gushed, the presentation went fabulously and the buyer's bought.

In other World of Rachel news: Newbie Jeremiah who last week had never yet steamed anything continued being annoyingly underqualified and generally unfunny. And Rodger spent some time convincing newly-single stylist and Rachel-BFF Joey to move out to Los Angeles for a few months to keep Rachel smiling. They're going to pay him, house him, give him the Mercedes, see what happens. Our guess: Show producers demanded a a zany, sass-mouthed gay to replace Brad and they needed him yesterday. And those producers are going to pay him, house him, give him the Mercedes, see what happens. Anyway.

10.) "Omigod." Eight times. When WWD showed up with her face on the cover.

9.) Rachel on pregnancy: "Let's face it, I'm like Carrie Clueless."

8.) And, on being stuck in a womb: "I can't imagine how claustrophobic he is."

7.) Buckle your seatbelts: "It's my name on the label, I can take whatever I want!"

6.) Pre-presentation, Rodger was snapping photos and grinning and loving every minute of it. He was so proud, so happy! Then Rachel turned to him: "Sweetheart? I'm not supposed to know that you're here if you're going to take pictures."

5.) "Rub the kid. It's good luck."

4.) Being pregant sounds like being in a constant state of August in Texas: "total exhaustion, perpetually sweating—it's so not chic."

3.) "This jacket is one of my favorite things in life"

2.) Rodger's voiced a concern that an older mom-Rachel might not want to grow old styling; and if the collection were to backfire, what next? Wrong buttons to push, Babe: "A couple a kids? In my fifties? I'm not even in my fourties! Where the fuck did that come from?"

1.) How would you describe the baby inside you? Rachel went with: "Child slash alien slash vampire."

· The Rachel Zoe Project [Bravo]