Whose Feet Have Misbehaved So Badly That they Deserve To Be Punished Like This?

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Well here's something we hope to never actually see in real life. In fact, this Ugg-Croc-Toeshoe travesty is so bizarre, we suspect is it the result of a creative Photoshopper's imagination rather than an actual product you can buy. We certainly hope so, at least.

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