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Neiman Marcus has just released its holiday gift guide, complete with options for men, women, and kids. But our favorite section is always the insane "Fantasy Gift" section. This year, there are nine offerings, and the cheapest one is still five figures. So let's peruse some of the options and take a guess at what the world's most privileged children might be finding under their trees this Christmas.
Suri Cruise: A walk-on role in Annie on Broadway, $30,000
Let's be honest: with Mommy and Daddy's credentials, Suri probably doesn't need any help kickstarting a stage career. But you have to admit she'd make a pretty adorable little moppet in the background of an orphanage scene. And she can post a pic of her in costume on Rich Kids of Instagram.
The Jolie-Pitt Brood: Dinner for 10 prepared by Thomas Keller, Daniel Boulud, and other star chefs, $250,000
Six kids, two parents, a nanny, a personal language tutor, and four of the world's most renowned chefs. Are there any roles available for "fly on the wall"?
Apple Martin: Heritage Hen mini-farm, $100,000
Think how cute this will look in Mommy's next Vogue shoot and/or GOOP newsletter.
Levi and Vida McConaughey: Bulleit tailgate trailer, $150,000
It's never too soon to start tailgating at University of Texas football games.
Blue Ivy Carter: "Snowy Owl" painting by Robert Wilson, $70,000
At a mere 70K, this should be a nice start for Blue Ivy's art collection. Also, Mom could use this as inspiration for a blue owl manicure. Please?
· Fantasy Gifts [Neiman Marcus]
· The Ridiculous Gifts Babyoncé May Or May Not Have Received [Racked]
· Will Suri's Expensive Tastes Lead Her to the 2016 Couture Shows? [Racked]