- What do you mean it won't fit in the overhead compartment?!
- That drunk guy behind you does not appreciate you blocking the view every time you need to get lip gloss.
- Shopping carts are soooo last season.
- DOWN IN BACK!
- If you carry this bag to a bar, it will distract everyone from noticing that you are wearing a bikini in public.
- Sorry, extremely tall lady, but there isn't a VIP line at the post office.
- Is that a bag? Or just the latest fad in ergonomic chairs?
- I don't care how much your shoes hurt, you have to stand with that thing.