This Man Is Not Masturbating for Marc Jacobs

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Today in gross yuckies, watch a flannel clad man rub one out in a public park for a Marc Jacob's ad. Seriously, kind of. We won't give away the surprise ending (which, incidentally, is a happy one for most viewers), but check it out after the jump. You might even think it's funny, but we know at least one person who's not laughing.

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