10 Super-Weird Lip Balm Flavors, From Butter to Bacon

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• French fry: $2.95
• Sriracha Hot Sauce: $3.99
• Cocoa Puffs: $3.49
• Wasabi: $2.50
• Paula Deen's butter-flavored lip balm can only be purchased in person at her store in Savannah, Georgia.
• Pop Secret popcorn: $3.49
• Dill pickle: $3.50
• Corn Dog: $3.49
• Bacon: $3.99
• "Unicorn farts" (actually a mix of spearmint and cotton candy): $4

If you miss the middle-school days of Bonne Bell and all their crazy lip balm flavors, be happy: there's an absolutely crazy lip flavor renaissance going on right now. Whether your drug of choice is popcorn, breakfast cereal, or sriracha, there's a not-that-expensive option out there for you. And, unless you eat the stuff, balm is definitely less fattening.
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