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No, not "Frosty," but "Juicy Couture Presents: Eticat Lessons with Derek Blasberg." Derek, a fashion writer and thereby an expert in the partying and cats, enlists the help of two felines, Classy Cat and Messy Cat, in order to explain all the ways to excel in any holiday party circuit. Also, cats in bling. Eat your heart at (unless that's rude?) after the jump.