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The Spice Girls musical Viva Forever! premiered in London and Victoria Beckham showed up for the red carpet, albeit with her family and not the Girls. The Twitterverse is personally offended that she continually turns her back on her Spicy roots, which is unfortunate, both that term and the actual back-turning. But what's really important here: Even though Americans can't see the show that's based on
our childhoods the Spice Girl's greatest hits (Yet? Ever? Still no telling), we can view the five minute preview that's after the jump. Fair warning: It's kind of confusing. But would it make sense if it made sense?