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Would You Rather: L.L. Bean or Urban Outfitters Boyfriend?

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On the left: Ironic irreverence. On the right: A Boy Scout. But, like, older
On the left: Ironic irreverence. On the right: A Boy Scout. But, like, older

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Your L.L. Bean Boyfriend just got some friendly competition: Your Urban Outfitters Boyfriend. It's cabin building and trail hiking vs. silly mustaches and Chuck Palahniuk references. It's eating the trout that he cooked over a fire that he built from the logs that he chopped vs. wearing the sweater that he freegan-fished out the Goodwill dumpster then screen-printed a heart on. Aw. Sometimes the decisions in this world overwhelm us, and we have to put it to a poll.

L.L. Bean Boyfriend: He will build you a cabin in the woods and you can consider your firewood chopped. Shh...a moose.

Urban Outfitters Boyfriend: He will buy you an IKEA couch and is as well-versed in early Modest Mouse as he is in late Kanye. Sometimes he shares his falafel.

Poll results

· Your Urban Outfitters Boyfriend [Tumblr]