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- Carole Tanenbaum David Mandel Red Lobster Showstopper Pin, $4,000. The last time a lobster was a "show
- Bernard Maisner stationery, $495. Because nothing says "I appreciate it" like gold leafing.
- Hermès hourglass, $6000. Or buy a watch.
- Anndra Neen Metal Cage iPad Case, $1,150. Our Apple products are often unpredictable and occasionally defiant, but, come on
- Heritage Hen Mini Farm, $100,000. The best part about this hen farm (hen
- Miu Miu Capretto Leather Lame Embellished Shoes, $2,100. The shoe that screams my boyfriend bought me this.
- Eugenia Kim headband, $388. Undeniably gorgeous, but paying that much cash money to have Uncle Ed tell you that there's a bug in your hair before laughing hysterically a
- Fleet Ilya basketball cage, $640. It's almost too practical. We don't trust it.
- Mini Husky Alaskan Klee Kai puppy, $1,800 to $2,500. Don't stare too long or you'll wake up 12 hours from now with four of these little nuggets at your doorstep, crying over
- Iverson beaver-tail wooden snowshoes, $276. Because dad's always talking about taking up snowshoeing.
- Fred Leighton 18K karat gold Love Give bracelet, price upon request. Give love? More like give me all your money, amirite?
- Eddie Borgo Exclusive Jewelry Box, $2,000. Problem is we had to sell all of our jewelry to get it. We call rights for G
- J. Mendel Sable Blanket, $150,000. Yo J, No winter is that cold.
- Siegelson Rene Boivin Art Moderne Silver, Wood, and Diamond Wristwatch, $25,000. Or r
You've already ordered gifts that are so unexpected-yet-perfect for everyone on your list that now you can just sit back and wait for friends and family to tell you, "Hey, you win Christmas." So why not take a look at what the financially gifted are giving and getting? Some brands, like Neiman Marcus, admit their gift guides are pure fantasy for everyone except people of a certain means and very particular tastes (must love hens). Others, like Vogue and Moda Operandi, are speaking directly to an audience who would be pretty okay with snowshoeing in Miu Miu heels and a lobster brooch that costs more than the down payment on a Subaru. If you're one of those people, break out your credit card and spring for the expedited shipping. For the rest of you, click through the gallery above and imagine for a moment what the holidays would be like if the words "trust fund" were part of your gifting budget.
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