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Victoria's Secret Runway is Tonight. Here's a Drinking Game.

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The Victoria's Secret Runway Show is upon us! And while we've already seen pictures, heard about the bling, and made it backstage, we have not yet seen the whole spectacle in action—plus, it's a solid block of Tuesday night time in which it's totally excusable to drink. So, naturally, we made up a drinking game.

Take a swig...

...for every month that Adriana Lima couldn't drink....

...and another for every bag of chips Lima refused to eat in the seven weeks between giving birth and walking down a runway in a bra...

...and another for every bag of chips you would be pretty okay with eating for her.

...every time there's an inanimate object attached to someone's crotch (we counted four!)

...for every face that Cara Delevingne makes...

....and every time you prefer her in a tiger onesie.

And now the subconscious edition! Drink when you think...

...of your college degree. And again when you just don't care anymore.

..."there's just not enough sparkle!" Just kidding. Drink when your retinas officially stop functioning.

..."I could totally wear that. To sleep. Or in the park."

...about what it would be like to have visible abs. Google "ab workouts." Drink.

..."No, but how long is this show?"

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