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Quick! How many infomercial puns can you come up with the word "tee?" Old Navy's zany new commercial for it's "Best-Tees" collection includes at least four: Mr. T selling tees in his "T(ee) machine" as seen on "TeeV;" "Besties" wearing Old Navy's "Best-Tees;" and "Drama-Tee-Zations" complete with Anna Faris being a self-described "real dillweed" (no idea what that means, but we like it). All this and more in a two-minute effort to revamp the iconic product with a softer, better-fitting image.
You can check out a few new fits, colors, and styles in the gallery above, but to see if the fabric is really softer than a puppy you'll have to follow Mr. T's instructions: "Go to an Old Navy Store. Right now."
· Old Navy [Official site]
· It's On: Old Navy Counters Kim Kardashian's Law Suit With an Investigation into her "Reputation" [Racked]