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The world should have guessed this would happen: Snooki has announced that she's debuting slippers for children and infants. Like a bug that's terrifying when it's huge but ten times scarier when it's small, the new line will take the adult-sized striped, cheetah printed, and furry monstrosities she's currently producing with Happy Feet and shrink them for children and infants. They will then be sold for $15 on Snookislippers.com. Cue the matching mother and child slipper photos whenever Snooki's due date is.