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If you take summer fitness and/or kinesiology seriously, prove it and buy these leggings. They feature knee-caps and calf, thigh, and hammy muscles, and though it gets ambiguous around the crotch area, it's basically a wearable lesson in anatomy.
An original by Australian label Black Milk, these babies will cost you $75 plus shipping, but think of how toned you'll look without having to worry about all that extra baggage, a.k.a. skin! And all the nausea you'll inspire in your friends and strangers! Those gags are just priceless.
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