- For all those days when you wished you were wearing a cocker-spaniel on your chest, this.
- The cactae skirt, a garment that's as prickly as you are, courtesy of Jeremy Scott.
- Wear your politics on your bottom half with this Arab/Jewish design collaboration from threeASFOUR.
- Meow. Love, Maison Michel.
- This Azumi and David scarf is cheaper than hair extensions. So that's a positive.
- Quick! Hide this Norma Kamali gold nylon swimsuit from the Kardashians! And consider sending it to Rihanna!
- The perfect Tabitha Simmons shoe for when you can't decide whether you want to dress like Gwen Stefani or a Romanian gypsy.
- This YSL blazer is the most high end way to get in touch with your sailor. Also, martinis. Sailors drink martinis, right?