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Have you heard the news? Karl Lagerfeld's pretty kitty has a Twitter account. But even if Choupette is a far more prolific tweeter than her owner/biggest fan, we need another pet's fake Twitter like we need another celebrity body part's Twitter. Call us when you're on Instagram, Choupette. [Grazia]