Why Isn't Gwyneth Modeling Her Goop Bikini?

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The Goop Collection keeps rolling out weekly über-basics, and this week is no different: a plain ol' crochet black bikini made with Melissa Odabash hit the site today. But where the heck is Gwyneth? If we remember correctly, in the last two installments Gwyneth wore a t-shirt while smiling serenely at the camera in front of some green vegetation and then she wore some pants while staring pensively out a window. What the suit too much for her? Or not enough? Is she out of serene expressions? What gives, Gwyn?
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