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Sports and fashion go together like LeBron James and lens-less glasses: they're kind of confusing at first, and they mostly stay confusing, but sometimes they're kind of funny/silly/oh man, we'll let you have that one. Like this beaut, from Germany's Guido Maria Kretschmer.
Kretschmer created the gown as part of a capsule collection for Puma and the German national men's soccer championship team, Borussia Dortmund (BVB). And though it looks here like the model has already, er, lunched on all of BVB's practice balls, there's actually more to come. Check out all the cray fascinators that also went down the runway below. (Hint: the good news is, now Victoria Beckham knows how to accessorize her next wedding/soccer event/child's birthday party.)