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At first glance, you might mistake this for the opening credits to a really bad suburban zombie movie musical, but, in fact, it is a 2003 Pier 1 employee training video, excavated from God knows where and resurrected on YouTube. Be warned: There are a lot of intense khakis, polo shirts, and toothy smiles, as well as one interminable rap song. The good news: It's happy hour, you just watched that, so now you deserve a drink.
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