Urban Outfitters Asks That You Get Your Sh*t Together

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Urban Outfitter's has ushered in the new year by making a video, go figure. You should avoid watching if you don't care to see, in no particular order, ear-wax, farts, pasty legs doing yoga, dusty kale, somebody eating hair (maybe?), happy trail waxing, armpits, something purple and gooey, and, yes, poop. It's all the gross things and/or everything that would make Your Urban Outfitters Boyfriend proud in one 45 second clip. Because 2013 is definitely going to be classier all around. Starting after this video.

· Urban Oufitters [Official Site]
· Would You Rather: L.L. Bean or Urban Outfitters Boyfriend? [Racked]