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Kristen Schaal's 'Sexy Vagina' Costume Going for $865 on eBay

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The Daily Show has done the world—nay, someone who can afford the ultimate Halloween trump card—a favor and put Kristen Schaal's "Sexy Vagina costume up for bidding on eBay. Right now, it's going for $865 with just one day and seven hours left in the auction. Here's the description:

Is there a big hole in your Halloween wardrobe? Why not fill it with this super-sexilicious, one-of-a-kind "Sexy Vagina" costume as unveiled by Senior Women's Issues Correspondent, Kristen Schaal, on the 10/22/13 episode of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart". If you're looking for that perfect outfit that will really upset your dad, this is the one! See video >>.

The purchase comes with a requirement. "Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show a photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza," it reads. (Watch video for explanation of that joke.)

Further details include:
· One size fits most.
· Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
· Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
· Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume—we don't judge.
· Available only in pink.
· Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you're gonna get for looking super-sexy!
· May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
· Inspired by Georgia O'Keefe because, you know, vaginas ;-)
· Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.
· Includes optional pizza accessory.

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