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Eau de Pope exists, and retails for just $27. The website, which carries a wide variety of Catholic-themed scents, explains grandly of the Francis version, "Made expressly for His Holiness Pope Francis to celebrate the Petrine succession of Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Bishop of Rome, Pope Francis, Pontifex Maximus, 266th Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church." [Excelsis USA, via HuffPo]