The Most Princess-y Miss Universe Evening Gowns, Ranked

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• 9. Yaritza Reyes, Miss Dominican Republic
  Like a Disney fantasy conjured by Donald Trump: tacky and covered in gold.
• 8. Amy Willerton, Miss Great Britain
  Miss Great Britain, girl on fire?
• 7. Olivia Culpo, Former Miss USA/Universe
  A little too manic for princess status.
• 6. Erin Brady, Miss USA
  Although Disney princess outfits aren't know for their modesty this one would scar a child's virgin eyes.
• 5. Olga Storozhenko, Miss Ukraine
  More of an ice queen than a princess but go with it.
• 4. Gabriela Isler, Miss Venezuela
  Ice queen, take two.
• 3. Constanza Baez, Miss Ecuador
  We imagine a script in which the Little Mermaid meets the SKY.
• 2. Jakelyne Oliveira, Miss Brazil
  Major princess points for sparkle.
• 1. Ariella Arida, Miss Philippines
  Straight up Belle. We see you Philippines.

The Miss Universe pageant crowned Maria Gabriela de Jesus Isler Morales, aka Miss Venezuela, in Moscow last night. Steven Tyler was there. So was a Jonas brother (Nick is dating last year's winner Olivia Culpo). Andy Cohen was not.

As usual, the evening gown portion of the evening was the spectacle's grand finale, and as usual the dresses looked like they were a few pixels away from being actual Disney princess garb. The wintery Russian set, meanwhile, looked like it was pulled directly from the mind of an animator. So which dresses were the most worthy of their own feature films with a semi-strong female lead until she gets married? See our selections after the jump.

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