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Miss Universe 2013
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9. Yaritza Reyes, Miss Dominican Republic
Like a Disney fantasy conjured by Donald Trump: tacky and covered in gold. -
8. Amy Willerton, Miss Great Britain
Miss Great Britain, girl on fire? -
7. Olivia Culpo, Former Miss USA/Universe
A little too manic for princess status. -
6. Erin Brady, Miss USA
Although Disney princess outfits aren't know for their modesty this one would scar a child's virgin eyes. -
5. Olga Storozhenko, Miss Ukraine
More of an ice queen than a princess but go with it. -
4. Gabriela Isler, Miss Venezuela
Ice queen, take two. -
3. Constanza Baez, Miss Ecuador
We imagine a script in which the Little Mermaid meets the SKY. -
2. Jakelyne Oliveira, Miss Brazil
Major princess points for sparkle. -
1. Ariella Arida, Miss Philippines
Straight up Belle. We see you Philippines.