Beyonce Super Bowl
- Ha ha are we having fun yet? Stop smiling. This is about to get real.
- The "Jacket has been forcefully ripped off and business is a go" face.
- No sneer this amazing would be complete without a crotch thrust.
- You can practice along at home, and maybe you'll come close to this scowl. Maybe.
- This face says "Would you like to see what happens if you ever mess with Blue Ivy?" Or "I own you."
- We imagine the sound coming out of her un-miked mouth is part-Amazonian battle cry and a part-Siren death song. Because Beyoncé is mo'f'ing mythic.
- Duckface sneak attack! Maybe she's back to the beautiful, sweet, lovely Beyoncé...
- Sike. She will crush you.
- The face that gives you the best busted eardrums you ever had.
- There's a hand involved. There's a HAND inVOLVED.
- "Survivor" face.
- The goofing face, for goofing around with Beyoncé (dare to dream).
- Any questions?
- Oh that? That was nothing. Where's my baby?