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Beyonce Super Bowl
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Ha ha are we having fun yet? Stop smiling. This is about to get real.
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The "Jacket has been forcefully ripped off and business is a go" face.
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No sneer this amazing would be complete without a crotch thrust.
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You can practice along at home, and maybe you'll come close to this scowl. Maybe.
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This face says "Would you like to see what happens if you ever mess with Blue Ivy?" Or "I own you."
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We imagine the sound coming out of her un-miked mouth is part-Amazonian battle cry and a part-Siren death song. Because Beyoncé is mo'f'ing mythic.
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Duckface sneak attack! Maybe she's back to the beautiful, sweet, lovely Beyoncé...
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Sike. She will crush you.
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The face that gives you the best busted eardrums you ever had.
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There's a hand involved. There's a HAND inVOLVED.
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"Survivor" face.
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The goofing face, for goofing around with Beyoncé (dare to dream).
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Any questions?
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Oh that? That was nothing. Where's my baby?