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It's been awhile since we've heard news of Sofia Coppola's much anticipated summer 2013 film about thieving LA rich kids, The Bling Ring. Which is why the minute long teaser after the jump got our hearts pumping (and not just because Sleigh Bell's "Crown on the Ground" is a lot to handle before noon on a Friday). There's plenty of footage of breaking and entering, a lifetime's worth of designer goods, celebrity closets, bottle popping, gun violence, car violence, and Emma Watson's attempt to do a "sexy dance face." Cripes, we're going to need an extra dose of calming green tea and some mindless shoe browsing to come down from that.