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Because spring came kind of late this year, your spring cleaning procrastination isn't as bad as it could have been. But really: Now's the time to hop to it. Somehow it doesn't seem that bad when Leandra Medine furnishes her how-to guide with tales of dental horror and bikini wax metaphors, so head over to the "Man Repeller" for tips, tricks, jokes, and at least one Drake song.